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So Close!

April 7th, 2009 · 2 Comments

Oh, perfidious North Carolina, rolling like a ruthless steamroller over all who stand in your way!  Who could have known you’d be so unstoppable after losing in your own conference tournament!?!  I was all set to crow about the brilliance of my Badassiest Mascot method, and you had to go and ruin it!  You, a team with such a lame mascot that you should have rightfully gone out in the first round!  Have you no shame?  Have you no compassion?  Have you no respect for out-of-the-box bracket picking?

Sigh.

The funny thing is that, had Michigan State won, my Badass Mascot bracket would have beaten my regular one, which is a pretty sad statement in and of itself.

Oh, well – the Badassity fight begins anew next year!

Tags: Silliness · Sports