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Does This Count as Torture?

April 13th, 2009 · 1 Comment

I don’t know.  But if it does, sign me up. During his captivity, US marines forced Saddam, who was executed in 2006, to repeatedly watch the movie South Park: Bigger, Longer And Uncut, which shows him as gay, as well as the boyfriend of Satan. Sweet.

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Tags: Foreign Policy · Hollywood · Iraq · Movies · Silliness

Thank You President Obama – But Our Princess Is In Another Castle!

April 13th, 2009 · Comments Off on Thank You President Obama – But Our Princess Is In Another Castle!

Awesome!  Pirates, you messed with the wrong country.  And your exploded heads, courtesy some sharp-shootin’ Navy SEALs, is your reward. Good on President Obama for authorizing it.  He correctly recognized that these are not people you can negotiate with, and acted accordingly.  This is a great day for America. Now let’s hope Obama can learn […]

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Tags: Foreign Policy · Obama · Piracy