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September 20th, 2009 · 2 Comments

The Wisconsin Legislature is preparing for disaster!  I wonder if they could rent out Dick Cheney’s old Secret Bunker…

The [Wisconsin] Legislature is getting ready to pass a bill that allows lawmakers to designate secret successors.  The bill would allow each legislator to name three to seven successors. They would come into play if an enemy attack leaves nine or more vacancies in the Senate or 25 or more vacancies in the Assembly.

Wow.  You lose one quarterback and everyone loses their minds…

Seriously, though, the delusional self-importance of these folks has to make one worry.  I mean honestly – if half the state legislature suddenly disappeared, and no one was told about it, how long would it take for the average citizen to actually notice?  The biggest problem would be in renewing appropriations, but that could be solved by adding a provision that if the “attack” came, funding would be extending in the same amount as the previously passed budget bill until a legislative quorum could be reconstituted.

But, of course, that wouldn’t jive with their lofty self-images as the vital protectors of the people!

When state legislatures start to think they’re really this consequential, you know government is way too damned big – or is about to be!

Tags: Big Government · Silliness