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What CAN’T They Regulate?

February 1st, 2010 · 4 Comments

I’m trying to imagine going back in time and asking the Federalists, “Now, if we ratify this thing, will it give the federal government the power to regulate tournament rules for collegiate sporting events?”

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Tags: Big Government · First Documents · Nanny State · Sports

So Close!

April 7th, 2009 · 2 Comments

Oh, perfidious North Carolina, rolling like a ruthless steamroller over all who stand in your way!  Who could have known you’d be so unstoppable after losing in your own conference tournament!?!  I was all set to crow about the brilliance of my Badassiest Mascot method, and you had to go and ruin it!  You, a [...]

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Tags: Silliness · Sports

Badassiest Mascots ‘09 – From the Sweet Sixteen to the Championship Game!

March 18th, 2009 · No Comments

Who is the badassiest of them all?  What team should you pick to beat out your Final Four Pool office mates?  Read on for all the answers, and prepare to be awed by my eerie prescience when the games begin tomorrow!

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Tags: Silliness · Sports

Badassiest Mascots ‘09 – Second Round

March 17th, 2009 · 5 Comments

The top half of badassity has risen, and those wanting in their awesomeness have fallen by the wayside.  Who will be the Badassiest Mascot of them all?  The Dance and the debate continues!

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Badassiest Mascots ‘09 – The First Round

March 16th, 2009 · 12 Comments

It’s time once again for my favorite sporting event of the year, the NCAA Basketball Tournament.  And my favorite part of that (besides all the drinking and gambling) is making my picks based on the badassity of the mascots.
An explanation and history of this tradition can be found preceding last year’s badass picks here.  But [...]

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A Conservative Lesson From College Basketball

March 3rd, 2009 · 7 Comments

Last week, UCONN’s men’s basketball coach Jim Calhoun put the press conference beatdown on a sniveling reporter who tried to speak truth to power by asking him about his big salary of $1.6 million per year in a time of vast budget deficits.  The coach pointed out that his efforts earn $12 million per year [...]

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Tags: Capitalism · Class Warfare · Obama · Socialism · Sports

A Second Round of Badassity

March 20th, 2008 · No Comments

If you haven’t checked out the first round picks in the previous post, you should do that first.  And without further ado…

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Tags: Silliness · Sports

Badassiest Mascots – The First Round

March 19th, 2008 · 2 Comments

It’s that time of year again. Every year in whatever pool I’m running, I submit a “Badassiest Mascot” bracket that bases its predictions solely on the badassity of the team’s mascot. (I generally decline to put money down on that one.)
This has been the subject of controversy in years past, as the “badass” [...]

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Tags: Silliness · Sports