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The Quest for Conservatism is Over….

October 22nd, 2007 · 3 Comments

…because Chuck Norris has spoken. On the other hand, why doesn’t Chuck just run for President?  I mean, does anyone really think that Mike Huckabee pushes the Earth down instead of doing push-ups?  Does anyone believe the chief export of Ron Paul is Pain?  Can Rudy lead a horse to water AND make it drink? […]

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