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An Open Letter to the Punk Kid Who Threw His Apple-Bong In My Yard

May 7th, 2008 · 5 Comments

Dear Punk Kid, Yesterday I was in my yard when I noticed a half eaten green apple sitting in the middle of my back lawn.  As we haven’t bought a green apple in some time, there is only one conclusion as to its origin.  You threw it there, Punk. Upon closer inspection, it became clear […]

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